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Name: Hannah
Birthday: 7/29/1990
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Sunday, July 31, 2005

woo hoo im finally 15 so let me recap and tell u guys wat i got

a digital camera from my step momma

pearl earings from my real momma

2 lacoste shirts from my daddy

1 lacoste shirt from loren

a beautiful bracelet from my one and only

and ankle bracelet from my sister

and lost and lost of money but there is still one thing im dieing to get, has anyone seen that jansport corduroy stripe backpack if u have please tell me cuz i want it so so bad thanks!


Wednesday, July 27, 2005

woot woot my birthday is in 2 days!!! ahh im so excited im going 2 get my permit and ahh heck yes im so excited kk well ttyl bye lmao


Monday, July 18, 2005

so yea i kinda stopped updatign think that no1 will comment so you bicthes better comment on this one.... anyways my week was kinda off so yea yesterday i went to sea world with my momma. it was pretty sweet considering that it was noly me and my mom since my mom got remarried so that was super cool. and guess what else my birthday is in 11 days!!!! omg i am going 2 able to drive tehehe so yea thats pretty much it im working now and getting a debit card oh and i just ordered the COOLEST converse EVER!

well g2g luv ya lots

 


Thursday, June 23, 2005

i hate it when people talk about me behind my back... so here is my story

jon calls me and was like dude chris says that when you were going to break up with me that night it was cuz of another guy that u wanted 2 date and i was like wat! and then he asked if it was true and i said of course it wasn't true and so now all of jons friends hate me cuz they think i like another guy and jon doesnt deserve me. ugh and so this girl that told chris about me doesnt even know me i know her ex bf and im not even like good friends with him WTF is up with this i need some help u guys this is so not fair for me i didnt do anything.

p.s. this is dedicated to jon... not my jon... the asian jon... well i guess u can say he is my jon lol i luv ya jon!


Wednesday, June 15, 2005

roy and i had the weirdest convo ever! roy thinks he has a big penis please comment if u dissagree lol

MonkeyBeryl: roy!
They call me Wah: is my number in your phone multiple times again?
They call me Wah: are you part of the 25% of women that do enjoy oral sex?
MonkeyBeryl: roy!
They call me Wah: I'll take that as a yes.
They call me Wah: aha!
They call me Wah: hey I read your comment
They call me Wah: and my penis is longer than 5 inches fyi
MonkeyBeryl: oh thank you
They call me Wah: yup
MonkeyBeryl: i heard the taller the guy the more weirder the penis looks
They call me Wah: why would it look weirder? if you mean longer, then yes.
MonkeyBeryl: no but cuz u guys are so much taller it actually looks really small
They call me Wah: hah, that's what rulers are for!
MonkeyBeryl: haha roy
MonkeyBeryl: i cant believe you
They call me Wah: what? why not?
MonkeyBeryl: cuz u are so full of urself
MonkeyBeryl: lol
They call me Wah: I would only be full of myself if I were lying, I am being honest and actually modest... if you only knew.
MonkeyBeryl: ok roy how big is ur penis
They call me Wah: honestly?
MonkeyBeryl: yea
They call me Wah: a little over 6 :-\
They call me Wah: why?
MonkeyBeryl: see thats the average of males
They call me Wah: no... average was 5
MonkeyBeryl: no i think the average is around 6
They call me Wah: #1 scott said it was 5 #2 it's for adults anyway so I still got 5-7 years!!!
MonkeyBeryl: yes roy ur penis is huge
They call me Wah: yup.. and I won
MonkeyBeryl: umm kinda
MonkeyBeryl: my ex bf had a 6 inch penis
They call me Wah: how do you know?!
They call me Wah: 25% of women do enjoy oral sex
MonkeyBeryl: haha roy
They call me Wah: well, how do you know?!?!
MonkeyBeryl: cuz i just do ok
They call me Wah: hahah!
MonkeyBeryl: roy!
They call me Wah: personal experience...
MonkeyBeryl: roy!
They call me Wah: it's okay... I was a little over 6 anyway
MonkeyBeryl: whos
MonkeyBeryl: urs?
They call me Wah: yes
MonkeyBeryl: haha but ur so tall so it looks small
They call me Wah: from my perspective
MonkeyBeryl: haha ok
They call me Wah: so how did you know?
MonkeyBeryl: i just do ok
They call me Wah: how?!
They call me Wah: this isn't franco is it?
MonkeyBeryl: no my other ex
They call me Wah: DID YOU TOUCH HIS PRIVATE PLACES?
MonkeyBeryl: im not going 2 answer that question
They call me Wah: because you did!
MonkeyBeryl: haha
They call me Wah: how?
MonkeyBeryl: cuz i just can
They call me Wah: lol
They call me Wah: but these are all bad things for you!
MonkeyBeryl: ok anyways
They call me Wah: did you touch your his penis?
MonkeyBeryl: that sentence didnt make sence
They call me Wah: lol
They call me Wah: did you touch his penis?
MonkeyBeryl: whos
They call me Wah: your exboyfriend's
They call me Wah: wait, have you touched more than one person's?
MonkeyBeryl: haha
MonkeyBeryl: ummm
MonkeyBeryl: maybe
MonkeyBeryl: maybe not
They call me Wah: yeah, okay
They call me Wah: I'm looking for a yes or a no
MonkeyBeryl: yes.... no... maybe so
They call me Wah: you said yes first
MonkeyBeryl: haha roy i think u want 2 assume yes
They call me Wah: i think want a definite yes.
They call me Wah: I think I want*...
MonkeyBeryl: well ur not getting it
They call me Wah: why not?
MonkeyBeryl: cuz why is it ur bussiness
They call me Wah: because I'm curious
MonkeyBeryl: how far do u think i have gotten
They call me Wah: could we go over the bases again? cause I wanna say 2nd, but I'm not sure what that is.
MonkeyBeryl: ok first is french second is handjob third is oral and fourth is sx
They call me Wah: oh, I'm gonna have to say 3rd
MonkeyBeryl: haha
They call me Wah: by you talking about the size of his penis and such
MonkeyBeryl: haha and yes roy its not just one
MonkeyBeryl: just 2 confuse you
They call me Wah: not one what?
MonkeyBeryl: not just one guy
MonkeyBeryl: i have seen more then one penis!
They call me Wah: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They call me Wah: I've only seen one, and it was mine
MonkeyBeryl: well i hope so
They call me Wah: me too
They call me Wah: what did you do after you saw them?
MonkeyBeryl: haha i dunno
They call me Wah: how can you not know?!
MonkeyBeryl: haha i dunno
They call me Wah: are you constantly the victim of date rape drugs?
MonkeyBeryl: unfortantly ...
MonkeyBeryl: no
MonkeyBeryl: j/k!
They call me Wah: hah
They call me Wah: hah, I will go to sleep before you openly admit that you have had sex with more than one guy with a three inch long penis at the same time.
MonkeyBeryl: but i have done that
MonkeyBeryl: j/p
They call me Wah: i'll be away
MonkeyBeryl: kk bye roy nice talking 2 you



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